madturbating: one time i balled so hard not even i could find me
As Within, So Without.: mamamantis: immergerd:... →
mamamantis: immergerd: mamamantis: immergerd: sacaswagea: “if ur ready CUM and get it” haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this. tumblr user immergerd intervenes with...
trisarahdactyl: michaelceratops: osointricate: I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. “whats a movie” #’fuck you im not going into another theater’
eyeslikecominghome: a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
tumbler-teen: who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
jinn0uchi: the-hatred-machine: purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish A capital letter changes it even further: Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses literally the best post I have seen on this website
assckles: Hey guys, Nina here asking for a favor of a lifetime! I need some help and I’d really appreciate if you guys can help me spread the word! Read More
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
thirstingaintdead: I can’t wait until I can adopt some white children. I’ll name them Rashaad and Shanice. I can’t wait to take them out in public and relish in the questioning stares. I’ll be sure to tell everyone how I was able to rescue them from the perils of bland food and a lack of washrags. I’ll do their hair in traditional mullets. Ugh. It’ll be great.
yennasollapoghirai: people getting offended about purposely misspelling benedict cumberbatch’s name while complaining about how annoying it is to spell quvenzhané wallis
selflubricatinganus: High-schoolers complaining about teachers doing their job