i like watching romantic comedies and stuff like that with girls because then they get all cute and cuddly and watching scary movies because they get scared and squeeze my hand and bury theyre eyes in my chest but most of all i like watching documentaries bc then they get bored and start to doze off and then i insert my feeding tubes into their skulls and draw the life out of their bodies as they sleep aw
July 2012
why is there even a medal in gymnastics give them all awards for even being able to do that ridiculous shit at all
i’m sorry if you have to pretend to like serial killers to seem interesting
“The world is not full of Attractive People and Unattractive People. It’s full of people who are attractive to some and not to others. I hear from trolls all the time who complain that they don’t want to be “forced” to find nasty, ugly fat women attractive–which utterly baffles me, since the last thing I want to do is encourage fat-hating dicks to date fat women. You don’t find fat people attractive? Fabulous. Don’t date them. I will find a way to pick myself up and move on without your love. But to assume your lack of sexual interest in fat chicks must be universal–or that the mere existence of self-confident fat people having healthy relationships somehow “forces” you to find fat attractive–is the height of fucking narcissism.”
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— Kate Harding (via Bon-Bon)
BOO. YAH.
(via isistiberiuscat)
I will reblog this every single time it comes up on my dash.
(via bigfatfeminist)
“
Ms. Poehler complained about her husband’s height and her lack of same. (She’s 5-foot-2, he’s a foot taller.) “I hate to pose in photos with him,” she said. “It looks like he’s taking his niece to the ‘Shrek’ premiere.” Mr. Arnett lay down his cards. “You just don’t understand the burden of being tall,” he told her gravely.
“What?” she asked.
“Constantly being looked up to,” he said with a straight face.
” —This fucking article (via leslieabsolutelynot)Peter Jackson to Make 13 ‘The Hobbit’ Movies
“Help us,” pleaded Ian McKellan, one of the stars of what’s sure to be the decade’s biggest film franchise. “He won’t let us leave.”
OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes
pretty sure the real question here is, why does a snake have pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and how do you know it’s a girl
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i’m a snake expert don’t fucking question me
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