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It's A Different World from where you come from
So I saw Breaking Dawn Part 2 today and omg it was actually really good. Like it ended like two hours ago and I’m still in shock by how good it is. I think it’s cause they had Rami Malek.
I’ve only seen the first movie but since I read all the books I wanted to see how it ended so I went.
Kudos to the screenwriter on the scene with the Volturi. I did not see that twist coming.
I feel like the first half of the movie was just people smiling at each other.
And Lee Pace, like omg, I did not recognize him at all.
And the thing they did in the credits was cute.
I’m waiting for the Fifty Shades of Grey Fanfiction…
Where Christian is a 107 year old vampire, and Ana is a high school student, and they don’t have sex. Just lots of emotionally abusive relationships. Maybe called: To early for Night but Not Quite Day. The world will have come full circle, and their would be no hope for humanity.
And if enough fan fiction of terrible books gets published as ‘original’ novels, will we eventually get a good book?
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Even though Dakota Fanning looks like a child. Hypocrites.
LOL.
bless this man
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Stephenie Meyer
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robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:
I have no words. Only my lols.
omg.
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Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
Too bad Rosmarie Urquico said this and not Robert Pattinson. Seriously, does this sound like something he would say?
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Robert Pattinson insulting Twilight:
He’s creeped out by the book, and its author, Stephenie Meyer:
“When I read it … I was convinced that Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and … It was like it was a book that wasn’t supposed to be published, like reading her - her sort of sexual fantasy about some - especially when she says that it was based on a dream, and it’s like, ‘Oh, then I had a dream about this really sexy guy’ and she just writes this book about it, and there’s some things about Edward that are just so specific that … I was just convinced that this woman is mad, she’s completely mad, and she’s in love with her own fictional creation.
“And I sometimes … Feel uncomfortable reading this thing, and I think a lot of people feel the same way, that it’s kind of voyeuristic … It creates this sick pleasure in a lot of ways.”
(From a 2008 video interview with E!Online, which has been widely quoted but since removed.)
“Girls often say that Edward’s ‘sooo perfect,’ but he’s not. I do not like people who try to exert control in a relationship, when there is an imbalance. This is very wrong and very strange.”
- Last month, at a Q&A in Brussels.
“… The more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself.”
- October 2008, to Empire magazine
He thinks the Breaking Dawn plot is ludicrous:
“Have sex, demon baby. No, they get married first, demon baby, Jacob falls in love with the little baby [laughs], then everyone tries to kill each other, but nothing happens. Oh, that’s the second one [laughs even harder].”- July, at ComicCon.
And - horror - he mocks the highly-anticipated sex scene. (For non-Twihards: in the book, Edward gets fairly rough on honeymoon, and hates himself for hurting Bella.)
“I wanted to have it as a line so much. [He switches to an ‘Edward’ accent] ‘I bit through all the pillows. Every. Single. One.’ And then he’d start crying. By the way, that’s what he should be ashamed of in the morning. All those beautiful pillows! Egyptian cotton! (Laughs) ‘I ruined this bed!’”
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